Aids Monkey

If like most of us you are a fan of chicks with a nub, you will be stoked to learn that in Morten Traavik, a Norwegian theater director, has created the first ever Miss Landmine Pageant in Angola. All contestants must have had a leg blown off by a landmine, and are paid 200 dollars a day to compete for a golden prosthetic leg. If Africans chicks with missing legs don’t do it for you don’t fret, plans are already in the works for a 2009 Cambodian Miss Landmine Pageant. Of course we all hope that this spills over to form other entities like a Miss Elephantitis, or a Little Miss Harelip competition.