Aids Monkey

A crash by the coast guard yesterday spilled 58,000 gallons of rich beautiful oil into San Francisco Bay. Aids Monkey salutes the right minded individual who took it upon them selves to roll up their sleeves and give mother nature the ass kicking she deserves. About 400 winged rats have already perished as a result of the oil spill and of course we all hope and pray that the number moves higher. A group of lunatics are apparently trying to save some birds, and clean up the oil, undoing a lot of the good of the oil spill has caused. Senators and congressmen are decrying the oil spill and lambasting the members of the coast guard involved, and their superiors.  This just proves once again that no good deed goes unpunished.