http://aidsmonkey.com/blog Just another WordPress weblog Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:18:54 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Stupid asshole writers and dickhead producers fail to reach a compromise while thousands of viewers across the country are forced to actually interact with each other.  Men everywhere are having to play with their bastard children and fuck their fat tub of shit wives because there is simply nothing to ... http://aidsmonkey.com/blog/?p=10 If like most of us you are a fan of chicks with a nub, you will be stoked to learn that in Morten Traavik, a Norwegian theater director, has created the first ever Miss Landmine Pageant in Angola. All contestants must have had a leg blown off by a ... http://aidsmonkey.com/blog/?p=9 Michael Vick, dog fighting extraordinaire, turned himself in for jail today.  The United States crazy left wing judicial system once again has put their own extreme views on animal cruelty ahead of the nations best interest with this obvious witch hunt.  Never mind the fact that the US puts thousands ... http://aidsmonkey.com/blog/?p=8 A crash by the coast guard yesterday spilled 58,000 gallons of rich beautiful oil into San Francisco Bay. Aids Monkey salutes the right minded individual who took it upon them selves to roll up their sleeves and give mother nature the ass kicking she deserves. About 400 winged ... http://aidsmonkey.com/blog/?p=7 The snack machine guy came today, for some reason I didn't want to bitch at him over the machine eating two of my dollars.  I hate confrontation.  It probably stems from the time I told the Santa at the mall that he wasn't the real Santa, and he beat me ... http://aidsmonkey.com/blog/?p=6 Have you ever had one of those days where you just get so pissed off that you want to kill everyone around you. Just grab them and start beating them until there is nothing left. Then urinate and defecate all over their mangled corpses. Then roll around ... http://aidsmonkey.com/blog/?p=5 Welcome to the Aids Monkey Blog!  This has been long over due, but its finally up and running.  The staff of Aids Monkey will do our best to bring you random shit, fucked up shit, shit thats on our minds, pictures of shit, and all the shit thats unfit to ... http://aidsmonkey.com/blog/?p=3